An ambitious departure from the usual repertoire.
The choir director has requested hymn sheets and plausible deniability.
Confessions have been booked for the following Tuesday.
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Finally, a catering job with clearly defined bowel expectations.
Two years’ experience. References from your gastroenterologist.
The hours are long, but at least you’ll be regular.
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Community spirit. Now with actual spirits leaving bodies.
Bringing neighbours together. Mostly in A&E.
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The refreshments were unusually well coordinated with the guest speaker.
An uplifting talk. A conveniently paired prize.
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Heating nearby. Bring a coat for the journey.
The windows are also a short walk away. Exceptionally well ventilated.
£120,000. Warmth sold separately, in another building.
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The farming prospectus has become considerably more reassuring.
Attendance at the village meeting has suddenly improved.
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Police are hoping to collar someone soon.
The investigation has been hampered by everyone saying, ‘Have you tried the pet shop?’
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The bus service sucks. The correspondent appears to agree.
A damning review, with rather more oral evidence than expected.
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Most schools just issue textbooks.
The governors have approved it. The stationery cupboard is under investigation.
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The council promises a good hiding in every home.
Residents are advised to bleed their radiators and then run.
A brutal policy. Mercifully, the council is bad at delivering it.
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An enthusiastic recommendation. A serious food-hygiene concern.
I’ll have mine black, thanks.
From the Mizprinz collection of newspaper cuttings, advertisements and other printed oddities. Celebrating misprints and unintentionally funny headlines from the good press.
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It used to collect dust. Now it teaches detachment.
Inner peace, at a frankly unacceptable noise level.
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That should cover the little trolley.
A jumbo ambition. A paper-plane budget.
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Finally, a man who goes with the furniture.
£15 each. One holds your clothes; the other keeps leaving his on the floor.
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A bold production. It never gets past the beginning.
Time for a drink. Or not. You’ve already seen this bit anyway.
From the Mizprinz collection of newspaper cuttings, advertisements and other printed oddities. Celebrating misprints and unintentionally funny headlines from the good press.
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I only came in to ask about the cat.
Means-tested medicine has taken an alarming turn.
The discount is tempting. The eligibility criteria need urgent clarification.
From the Mizprinz collection of newspaper cuttings, advertisements and other printed oddities. Celebrating misprints and unintentionally funny headlines from the good press.
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Winter motoring advice, direct from the Roman Empire.
Check your antifreeze. Then consult a Latin teacher.
The engine’s frozen. Fortunately, the instructions are only a placeholder.
From the Mizprinz collection of newspaper cuttings, advertisements and other printed oddities. Celebrating misprints and unintentionally funny headlines from the good press.
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First-class delivery. Exceptionally relaxed service.
Please join the queue. Someone will remember why you’re here shortly.
The position is permanent. Your ability to find the stamps may not be.
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Late checkout is the least of their problems.
A lovely place for a getaway. Getting away is the difficult part.
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Finally, a work-life balance with very little work in it.
I’d book some time off, but I’m struggling to find any time on.
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The singles club has a remarkably efficient checkout process.
A singles night with rather more commitment than advertised.
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Infallible, apparently. Unrepeatable, certainly.
Someone’s going to need a bigger confession box.
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An excellent service, provided nobody uses it.
The trains are running. Please respect their privacy.
We apologise for any convenience caused.
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Finally, a council prepared to lie down and let people get on with it.
Local politicians discover what it really means to serve the community.
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Congratulations to whoever can read it.
All the excitement of a prize draw. None of the inconvenience of a winner.
Tonight’s number is several numbers, having a fight.
From the Mizprinz collection of newspaper cuttings, advertisements and other printed oddities. Celebrating misprints and unintentionally funny headlines from the good press.
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Finally, hair that can leave the house without you.
Adds length, volume and a worrying degree of independence.
If your fringe hasn’t arrived by six, give it a ring.
From the Mizprinz collection of newspaper cuttings, advertisements and other printed oddities. Celebrating misprints and unintentionally funny headlines from the good press.
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Very small dogs. Even smaller delivery vans.
Family reared. Individually posted.
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Drugs or jail, burglar told
Ooh, the agony of choice.
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Look forward to wearing this year's clothes. FREE Trial & consolation.
A full service, served with compassion if not a full refund...
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Wanted urgently - Cat foot and cat litter for lady looking after sick & abused cats...
The veterinarian spare parts centre.
Sick & tired of cat-abuse, substitute cat-feet required...
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Carpenter Apprentice required. Also Carpenters mate, suit 117 yr olds...
Young 'uns need not apply...
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I decided last July that I was not going to use my car for my Sunday walks any more.
Users of local park breathe sigh of relief. A motorcycle could also be interesting...
From the Mizprinz collection of newspaper cuttings, advertisements and other printed oddities. Celebrating misprints and unintentionally funny headlines from the good press.
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DONKEY WORK: Brad Pitt stars alongside Julia Roberts in The Mexican.
The donkey has filed for defamation...
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Born in 1951 in Bews-y-coed and educated in Llanrwst, Aberystwth and Chester. Hewas (sic) elected MP in 1951.
"I've achieved a lot but there's a lot still to do". An ambitious young man with clearly a lot of potential...
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Toilet seat & fittings, bog standard pale cream.
Better to buy new than paper over the cracks. Non-standard applications will be flushed out.
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Bygone Ambergate and Derbyshire framed pictures and prints.
Bringing new meaning to 'bygone'. Injecting new life and vigour into the elderly is always a challenge - yet this seems a little extreme...
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Whole baby grilled served with salad.
Pilic, as you know, is Turkish for chicken.
I like babies, but I'm not sure I would eat a one whole...
From the Mizprinz collection of newspaper cuttings, advertisements and other printed oddities. Celebrating misprints and unintentionally funny headlines from the good press.
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An ambitious departure from the usual repertoire. The choir director has requested hymn sheets and plausible deniability. Confessions ha...
